google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
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He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
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So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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