Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
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