we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
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There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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