is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
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