i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
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Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
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I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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