I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
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