Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
Randomize
