Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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