the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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