There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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