a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
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you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
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Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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