I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
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It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
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Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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