god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
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i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
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I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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