If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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