It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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