I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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