Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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