If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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