My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Randomize
