help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
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Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
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Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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