You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
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Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
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Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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