Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
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