Hey man sorry I got all grabby
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
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Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
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Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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