...so i touched it.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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