I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
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