I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
My vagina just clenched in fear
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
