since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
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some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
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Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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