drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Randomize
