If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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