i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
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Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
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You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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