I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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