The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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