if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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