My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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