How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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