i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
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You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
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I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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