i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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