Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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