Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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