I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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