Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
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i wish my penis had a tongue
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
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New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
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