he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Randomize
