How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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