Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
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im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
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i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
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