If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
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pedialite and red bull = repair kit
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
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Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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