I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
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So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
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The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Omg I joined a choir last night...
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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