I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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