There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
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i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
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I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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