I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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