return my video game
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
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I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
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Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I yelled at your uterus for you.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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