The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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