make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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