do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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