I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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