i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
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everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
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Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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