You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
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I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
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At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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