??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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