I can tuck mytits in my pants
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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