I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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