Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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